Thursday, August 1, 2013

Yarn Tales - Don't cast your purls before swine!

I don't know about you, but working with something that's potentially making you feel warm and cozy when it's sweltering hot outside, isn't exactly high up on my list of things to do right now. So instead of presenting you some new knitted project, how about some laughs for everyone who loves their yarn stash?

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

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A piece of yarn walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender snarls, "We don't serve your kind here!". The yarn is forced to leave.
While sitting on the curb feeling sorry for himself, the yarn is suddenly hit with a brilliant idea. Working quickly, he ties himself into a knot and unravels his ends. Taking a deep breath, the yarn marches back into the bar and orders a beer.
"Hey!" says the bartender. "Ain't you that piece of yarn I just threw outta here?"
"Nope," replies the yarn, "I'm a frayed knot."

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Why did the hog farmer give up knitting?
He didn't want to cast his purls before swine!

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Knitting and driving
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window......
"Pull over"!!
"No," she shouts back, "It's a scarf!"

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.

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Know any yarn and/or knitting jokes? Feel free to share!

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